Steadisms

Art for art. This is the world in tilt. Play the extra ball. - Thom Stead

I have a manager/friend who speaks in allegorical riddles pretty much constantly. I think he's awesome, but I wish I knew what he was saying.

The other day, he gave me an example of his allegorical sayings with something that went like "The first Tuesday of every month is the happiest time of the month, but it only happens 12 times a year. On that day, in a small town somewhere, a large truck pulls up and unloads the most glorious thing of all. Chocolate soft serve ice cream."

I wish I could document all of his bizarre phrases and put them in a book. I feel like they'd change the world, like Sun Tzu.